Kill it with fire.

"Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib) 03/30/2018 at 07:47 • Filed to: None

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The most comically overdone car in existence imho.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/30/2018 at 07:52

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oh come on, what’s wrong with the Mitsuoka Orochi?

Wacko > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/30/2018 at 08:31

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This is the only car that makes a Camry not look like a TryHard.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/30/2018 at 08:39

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i forget who it was, but someone requested this a while ago.

Sovande > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/30/2018 at 08:46

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Looks like the new Civic.

Ash78, voting early and often > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/30/2018 at 09:06

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Warm take: Still more restrained and cohesive than the current Civic.

Hotter: all of them, not just the type R

Hottest: The current Civic is the fugliest mass market car in modern history.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/30/2018 at 09:09

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Oh look it’s the Otachi Kaiju from Pacific Rim

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > pip bip - choose Corrour 03/30/2018 at 09:12

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my only problem is that it kind of looks like a shriveled up prune from some angles...

shop-teacher > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/30/2018 at 09:12

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Errrr .... I think it already has been in a fire.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Ash78, voting early and often 03/30/2018 at 09:57

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Meh. I looked at the Civic page and thought the worst part of the design was the lower front fascia which looked like gritting teeth. That rolling abortion in the video is a veritable shitstorm of design miscues. Do we even know if it’s fast?

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > pip bip - choose Corrour 03/30/2018 at 09:57

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Looks like the entire back end was melted in a fire?

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/30/2018 at 10:11

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I’m pretty sure this is the new Civic Coupe Type-S.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/30/2018 at 10:21

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I would argue this car is more a product of Japan for Japan, unless you have lived there I’m not sure you can get it. They use things from outside Japan for their own style and also create things that make no sense anywhere else.

SmugAardvark > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/30/2018 at 10:25

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If you absolutely need a car that makes a statement, regardless of what that statement is, look no further...

I can only guess that it was Mitsuoka’s designer’s first day on the job when he or she penned the Orochi.

just-a-scratch > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/30/2018 at 10:27

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It makes a lot of Lamborghini products look quaint and tasteful. That’s an accomplishment.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > SmugAardvark 03/30/2018 at 10:30

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Statement: I am sight-impaired and should not be driving.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > just-a-scratch 03/30/2018 at 10:31

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If you’re referring to the Veneno, I’m with you 100%

Kanaric > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/30/2018 at 16:47

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The coachbuilder who does these cars is easily the worst in the world. All their cars look like they were designed by HR Giger on his death bed.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 04/01/2018 at 22:25

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It’s a Mitsuoka... they don’t really do “fast”.... The Orochi was vaguely based on stolen ideas from the the NSX platform, but powered by a plain-jane Camry v6 and tuned as more of a GT than a sports car... I mean, I guess it’s not “slow” but it’s pretty unspecial in the speed department. It is a hell of a weird-ass mutant thing though.

F1-flipflops > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 04/09/2018 at 15:58

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The Mitsuoka Orochi (this car) is pretty hideous from the factory but this beasty’s been modified. If you want to see this particular beauty, head to Nagoya Japan (that’s where the tags are from).